If you’re here because your state recently lost access to Pornhub and your crippling inability to spell has left you desperately and ineffectively searching for a source of butt fetish videos, I must apologize, because that’s not what this is. You haven’t uncovered a pornucopia of jiggling glutes in see through yoga pants about to do something naughty. What you’ve stumbled is in fact a blog. Not just any blog. It’s a bad one that has one selfish singular purpose: to develop a daily writing habit.

My wife is a former English teacher and current artist. She’s told me for more than a decade that I have a natural talent for writing and other than using it to trick her into marrying me I’ve not put that skill to much good use. I recently discovered a fact about the habits of writers seems quite obvious to me now, but that eluded me for 40 years. So what did I learn? Writers write. So today I took a first step and ponied up $33.60 (after taxes, trial pricing and coupons) for butz.blog.

As I pointed out earlier, butz.blog isn’t about becoming the Mother Teresa of serving up sexy booty videos to the masses. It’s a vain, self-serving blog dedicated to the development of a daily writing practice where the posts become less shitty over time. This is an experiment in writing and self discipline that I hope will bear fruit. At this stage I have no idea what that fruit might look like, but I am going to meander down this path and see where it leads.